7-17-03 Fuckin' home page, almost a year since it's been updated. A fuckin' year! Shit, I'll cut you. Not really. Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. Hey, fuck you man! Half my life's in books written pages, or so says Aerosmith. And, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
7-31-02 I speak to you from the past, feeble humans. I am coming and there is nothing you can do to stop me. From the past I reach forward to grasp your pathetic existence in my clutches and destroy you. Bwahaha!!!
8-2-02 Today, I clean. I clean because if I don't clean I'm not allowed to leave the country. Fuck!
7-30-02 A curious idea has just struck me: What the hell am I doing sitting here on my ass at 3 in the morning in front of my computer?! I should either be out with friends or asleep!
7-29-02 I've decided not to take over the world. There's really not all that much out there that is actually worth having. Except maybe Tibet. I still think Tibet is cool. Maybe that's all that I'll end up taking over. Or Canada, just because it's Canada.